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Devious Journal Entry

Fri Sep 26, 2008, 6:53 PM
Dear Akarii

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head At the mental hospital
and I saw you Pull the clothes off The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning
The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before The incarnation as an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
~H.E., here lies me.


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  • Current Residence: LOOK BEHIND YOU!
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: As big as I can get it, so I can make a fort.
  • Print preference: I dont own a printer. or a scanner. or a camera. or a tablet.
  • Interests: I like a lot of things.
  • Favourite movie: -shrug-
  • Favourite band or musician: Metric
  • Favourite genre of music: um.....mostly anything but RnB
  • Favourite artist: Mishuku
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar A Poe
  • Operating System: Windows xp (XP)
  • MP3 player of choice: D-snap
  • Skin of choice: my own?
  • Favourite game: Naruto ex2
  • Favourite gaming platform: wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Itachi Uchiha
  • Personal Quote: Music is like candy. you have to throw away the rappers.
  • Tools of the Trade: Random stuff I find.

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*SpeakerSpeedy Dec 2, 2009, 12:07:21 PM
Danke! For watching. :D

--
Dexter: "Broken glasses are uncool."
Douglas: "But a broken heart is uncooler."
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~Heavens-Elitist Dec 2, 2009, 4:54:33 PM
bitte! for such awesome art XD

--
If I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it.

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
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~zombiewithtoastplz Nov 27, 2009, 9:51:32 AM
hey! thanks for the watch. much love, much love xD
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~Heavens-Elitist Nov 27, 2009, 1:30:56 PM
:D totally welcome.
I wanna see the g[r]ay comic, I'd be sad to miss out.

--
If I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it.

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
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~Heavens-Elitist Nov 11, 2009, 6:18:46 PM
thank you very much for such adorable mousepads XD
gonna buy one when I have the money

--
If I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it.

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
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~elecktrum Oct 11, 2009, 1:15:08 PM
thanks for watching!

--
"Dexter...I am your father!"
"Nooo! This cannot be possible! Oh, wait...Yes, you're right."
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~Heavens-Elitist Oct 15, 2009, 5:20:26 PM
:) no problem, I need your fics as much as I need soda and pretzels.
and thats a lot.

--
If I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it.

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
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~elecktrum Oct 16, 2009, 3:52:53 AM
I getcha. for me it's coffee and chocolate, but I won't say not to pretzels and soda.

--
"Dexter...I am your father!"
"Nooo! This cannot be possible! Oh, wait...Yes, you're right."
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~Heavens-Elitist Oct 16, 2009, 1:55:50 PM
:)chocolate is good, but I've had some off putting expieriences with home made coffee. XD

--
If I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it.

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
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